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Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your [...]
No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn’t make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be in and out of jail in no time. Just check out [...]
Trust us when we say that we know what it’s like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy’s gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we [...]
In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn’t that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced [...]
It should be obvious by now that chicks like dudes with money, man. They gravitate to big wallets… well… like you gravitate to big tits. When a chick sees a guy who has enough dough to keep her in a comfortable fashion she gets the equivalent of a boner. And that chick boner will lead [...]
We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local [...]
Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn’t cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are not going to argue with that since most chicks believe [...]
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn [...]
When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & [...]
Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she’s already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish’s pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. “I got into the game ’cause I love money and I love dick, [...]